Okay, this is just ridiculous. The shoplifting that he was charged for makes sense, but also being charged with a DUI for 'driving' shopping cart under the influence is just bizarre. So, if someone were to be drunk while rolling around on a bike, skateboard, or rollerblades are we going to start charging them with DUIs as well? If that's the case, then I'm just glad that I don't drink. Then again, maybe this is just an Alaskan law or something; it doesn't make it any less crazy, but it would certainly be better than it being state-wide.