Believe it or not, I'd rather go to jail for a year rather than live in my car. As I'm being processed, my car would most likely be registered into an impound lot of some sort, which is good because I don't have to worry about it while I'm behind bars. Now you may ask, why do I choose prison? Well, I get to bathe everyday for free, I'm safe at night when I'm laying in a small bunk instead of reclining in my car, I get three square meals a day, I get free time as long as I have good behavior, and I have no bills whatsoever to worry about, such as gas money in order for the car to run heat at night to keep you from freezing.